Lloyd's Page

"Happy Birthday you old git. From an older git. Let me know when you're around and I'll buy a cup of sweet tea and a cherry bun. Ta-ra."

"damn royalty, think they can scoff swans any time they like! she had a good birthday. hows you?"

"Happy birthder to your wee snappa. I got her a swan but it got robbed off us by the coppaz. Said that the Queen was hungry. Or summat."

"Ah, die guten alten Tage. Panzers auf jeder Straßenecke. Wie ich verfehle sie…"

"no but you could have scintillating coversations with 50 something ,chartered accountants about trainsets in the loft and sochiros shed"

"And....I never thanked you for the invite to your barbecue/final solution demonstration. Made it worth holding my breath over the Tees flyover for."

"Ich kannst du nicht verstehen....zu vielen Guiness? Du sprechst auf deiner arsch!!! Papers please!!!"

"Will I get "great gas mileage and full power too?" Ok. Maybe a cx500 turbo with comstar wheels."

"to much guiness last night!!!"

"why dont you swap it for a better bike ,like a cx500?,you will meet nicer people...."

"You're singing to the choir there mate. I am the king of foot-in-mouth-land. Anyways there's not a day goes past when I don't thank the little baby Elvis that me dad moved those sweet 90 miles south. Mackem? Nah... It was funny tho..."