fat people

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Permalink Reply by Sue Hampton on October 2, 2009 at 9:24pm

U r sooo bad, and the new word is fluffy. We're fluffy.Suzy;)

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Permalink Reply by Lewie on October 3, 2009 at 12:41am

Only one reason for fat people.
That is that the Inlet is too big for the Exhaust !!! :)

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Permalink Reply by Cliffy on October 3, 2009 at 4:05am

Hmm so all engines are fat then..doh ;-)

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Permalink Reply by andy hiscock on October 10, 2009 at 2:27pm

once you have had fat there is no going back!!! 18 stone and proud to be a fat c*nt!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by count hami torez jr on October 11, 2009 at 3:36am

Yes i used to be 18 st still got my fat man jeans in the wardrobe but deep down inside i knew it was pies, i knew my bones hadn't got big,i knew if i walked to the toilet instead of being carried on a stretcher by my team of monkey butlers it would count as exercise if i didn't eat fifteen hot dinners a day with snacks between courses i knew i would be thin again the only problem was what to do with all the excess skin i would lie awake worrying about it all trailing out of my trouser legs, i would have to tuck it into my boots. OH MY GOOD GRIEF i would never be able to wear flip flops again. the world is a different place when your sense of style and fashion compromised i decided to take the easy option and have liposuction its very expensive so i decided to do it my self (you get huge hickeys off the hoover} that didnt work so i superglued my teeth together after only 3 months of trying to eat pies through a straw the weight fell off , unfortunately my teeth fell out as well. i now have a set of perfect teeth not badly priced either as i have a mate who works in a crematorium he can get all sorts of stuff we have all new brass door handles in our house now and he gets loadsa wood and s/h jewelery still thats all very interesting but the point i was trying to make was how does wearing a short top give you a chill on your kidneys

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