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""Beware of the Wal-Mart scam I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. This happened at a local Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight". I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. This happened at a local Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight".

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LOL


love it!
ha ha!
so sorry we don't have Wal-Mart here in Italy....
Your lying,it was two 81 yr olds not 18 HA
shit, Wal Mart had some stores here in germany, but gave up after a few years.... now it's a german supermarket without 18 year old boobie gals....
BLAHAHAHA!

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